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Behind the Headlines: Chris Brown, DDG, and Diddy

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We kick things off with Chris Brown's shocking detention upon landing in Europe for a 2023 nightclub incident. But the real story here isn't just what happened—it's the catastrophic failure of his management team that allowed him to walk straight into a legal trap that could have been easily avoided. How does someone on that level of fame end up with such inadequate protection? We break down the implications and what it reveals about the often-chaotic inner workings of celebrity entourages.

The conversation shifts to the increasingly messy custody battle between DDG and Hailey Bailey, exploring how social media has created an environment where complex relationship dynamics get flattened into simplistic villain/victim narratives. We challenge listeners to question the reflexive pile-ons that happen when only one side of a story dominates the conversation.

The first week of Diddy's trial, where bombshell testimony has implicated numerous celebrities and revealed disturbing allegations. While acknowledging the seriousness of domestic violence charges, we examine the credibility challenges in this high-profile racketeering case and what it might mean for the music industry at large.

We lighten the mood with a creative exercise reimagining "The Incredibles" with a predominantly Black cast, featuring fantasy selections like Terry Crews, Tracee Ellis Ross, and other perfect fits for the iconic superhero family. This segment showcases our chemistry and ability to blend serious cultural commentary with entertaining hypotheticals.

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Speaker 1:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, y'all know what time it is Another episode of Deet Deet's advice podcast, your favorite amateur podcast, and you can possibly ever get your podcast. But I'm your boy, young Quacks.

Speaker 2:

He the dream, hey you already know the rest. It's your boy, mr Bell, aka Say your name up on the spot. Might knock up with you tomorrow. What's going on? Quacks, shit bro. Same shit, just a different day. I been trying to get it each and every way. I ain't really got no A's Jers because Jers ain't here, so let's A's Quay. Faces in six or faces in seven. That's nuts, bro. I'm saying, bro, like let's be real, faces in six or seven.

Speaker 1:

What Y'all going to be behind that far? So y'all trying to win game six and seven? Is that what you're saying? Stop it. I love that you stand up for your team, like you really believe in them, yeah, but I just wish you would be realistic about.

Speaker 2:

You know the sport of basketball, bro. All right, but let that's your question.

Speaker 1:

Have you watched us, bro? I watched y'all last series. You see what we did today To a depleted team. Yeah, I saw what y'all did. All right bro.

Speaker 2:

Stop it. We brought this home. You don't think we're going to do it to y'all?

Speaker 1:

If y'all do. Bro, I gave you props last year A little bit.

Speaker 2:

No, that's what I'm saying. A little bit, put some respect on our name.

Speaker 1:

We already beat y'all After Brunson got hurt. Yeah, y'all did.

Speaker 2:

Brunson got hurt with the last game. What are we talking about?

Speaker 1:

Game seven bro. We tied up bro. Like what do you mean? It's do or die.

Speaker 2:

Y'all was losing that game. You must have never seen brunson played in. I've seen him play. Hey boy, make uh me spend my body, that boy, to death drug test, the whole team. I told you already now we probably start with them hard on. I ain't gonna start.

Speaker 1:

I want to put me before because he's way nim heart and niche, which one was the one that dunked on?

Speaker 2:

Donovan.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, yeah, yeah, he caught the putback On the first throw.

Speaker 2:

That's Neesmith.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, bro.

Speaker 2:

I want them to put him on him because that'll give him, that'll put some length on him, because Brunson going to be bothered with the length. Nembhard's like a pest. Ney Smith's the body he's like a pest too, for real.

Speaker 1:

I feel it bro. I mean, never mind, I ain't got to do no talking bro.

Speaker 2:

We're going to live after every game.

Speaker 1:

Nigga, we can go live during the game. Bro, we can call the game ourselves bro. Pull it up on the third screen and we see here. You know, I know the NBA might not approve of that I'll just get right.

Speaker 2:

saved, bro. That's all type of copyright infringements and stuff. Yeah, nah, we can't afford that tax bill.

Speaker 1:

Shit low key. We might be in the building for one of them if Brett look right.

Speaker 2:

Nah tickets was already looked up. They 200 a pop.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'm not even going to hold you All y'all. Tickets was for the games three and four. At least, when I looked, it was already gone.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we looked they 200 a pop Nosebleeds. Nosebleeds is 200 a pop. You know New York tickets Because it's New York. Yeah, new York tickets is already going to be. I think they Nosebleeds was like eight and that was for the last series, not the Faces series. I ain't looked up y'all tickets for this one, but that was the Faces. Who did y'all play last? Who did y'all play last? I don't think it was eight, I think it. But that was the faces, not who did y'all play last? Who did y'all play last? Oh, uh, I don't think it was. Hey, I think it was a band. Take that back. It was a band for the Nosebleeds. I take that back. Well, of course, you know you gotta thank New York's, new York, so everything is so, yeah, but nah, so can we put a disclaimer out first? I feel like we got to put a disclaimer out for this podcast, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Especially because Jers ain't here and I feel like we on the same shit, we on the same wavelength and a disclaimer was necessary.

Speaker 2:

I honestly forgot about that I feel like we got to put a disclaimer out for basically every topic that we got to discuss. Yeah, because we was going through it yesterday and I was like, damn bro, everything's heavy. And I was like damn.

Speaker 2:

Look, bro, I was online trying to find something that was a little lighter, so maybe we could pull something off, because all of this shit is heavy, bro, I don't know. So this full disclaimer if the men that we about to discuss, they all be accused of things, if they are wrong or if they physically harm somebody, we feel like they should get the. They just do.

Speaker 1:

But if you innocent, you innocent, you innocent. And we, we, we don't speak on both ways, innocent or guilty, the allegations, and you know what we believe. We're not long story short. We're not on here just to cape for niggas.

Speaker 2:

I just want to put that out. I know it's going to be a bunch of dudes, but I won't put that out. We're not caping for dudes.

Speaker 1:

If they wrong, they wrong If you wrong you wrong If you get what you wrong, you wrong If you get what you get. You. Don't pitch a fit. We not going to be on here though, just being like this nigga's getting railroaded or this one or they out to get this one.

Speaker 2:

We going to lay it all out here and we going to report the news, we going to give our perspective, we going to give our thoughts, but we, just, like we said, if the man is wrong, they wrong. We just going off the news that we got so far. We just putting that disclaimer out. Domestic violence is wrong in every form and fashion, whether it's man on woman, woman on man, domestic violence is wrong. All right, cool, disclaim was out, let's go, let's go, let's go, I'll get to it. But, matter of fact, we ain't going to start with domestic violence. Let's start with somebody throwing bottles in the club, which he has a history of doing.

Speaker 2:

Chris Brown landed in Europe I won't say the United Kingdom, but landed in Europe. I won't say United Kingdom, but landed in Europe. Soon as the plane touched down, it was hey, chris Brown's here, cool, the brother got locked up from an incident that happened 2023. 2023. Yeah, I would say 2023. In a nightclub, record producer Chris Brown and his entourage supposedly Chris Brown threw the bottle. Then the entourage came around. They started kicking him, hitting the man while he's on the ground. Now Chris Brown came back over. He started his world tour. Bro got locked up as soon as he, basically as soon as he touched the ground.

Speaker 2:

We report the news. But before we get into that, I hear a quick question If you? Because when I was thinking of this, when I was listening to people, if you get jumped and you on the ground, when you just start doing like the karate spin on the ground, start taking people's legs out, so I'll be that's the only if you. That's what I was just thinking of when I thought of this. Everybody If you. That's what I was just thinking when I thought of this. Everybody tripping, because I don't think I was just, you know, like they used to do in the hip-hop dances back in the 70s.

Speaker 1:

Just start breakdancing, take a nigga down.

Speaker 2:

Bro, just start breakdancing, do a quick spin. You start taking everybody's legs down. Get up and take off. That's what I thought when I heard this story. Like I said, dude was getting jumped on the ground, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Chris Brown's locked up. What do you think of this situation? Because I feel like there's some people to blame for this, and now Chris Brown for one, because if he threw this in this situation, what's happening? But to me, I think his handle is to blame because of the fact how the hell y'all let that man touch down when he got a whole court situation.

Speaker 2:

How y'all even plan a tour date over there if y'all ain't took her in this pool.

Speaker 1:

Hey, they said he tweeted something about touring and boom, the next day he got locked up. It happened at 23? Yeah, 23. I mean, I guess time moved different for crackheads. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

Chill bro, Chill I used to live with a tweaker bro. I know how that shit goes. They have a different sense of time. So, honestly, he thought the statue I guess he thought the statue of limitations was up. I ain't never gonna see dude again. Honestly, he forgot the last time he went over it what it sound like. I don't know how his people didn't put two and two together.

Speaker 2:

Nah, that's where I'm at. How did nobody in your camp didn't take care of this before this? Ain't when you on that, on that level of stardom Chris Brown's level that you able to do world tours? Man, shout out to the brother we talked about it on the last spot. It's people around you that's supposed to handle situations like it and handle these things. Somebody's supposed to handle that for you. Now, bro, what you say, his court date ain't till June, right For the tour.

Speaker 2:

No right after. So now you out here got to cancel a tour day, possibly because of the fact somebody didn't do their job that you paid them to do. From my thoughts, somebody need to get fired On me Today. If you ain't doing your job, what we paying you for? What you in the circle for? What you in the camp for?

Speaker 1:

As soon as I get out. You need to be gone.

Speaker 2:

Bruh Hell, as soon as I get out. Nah, I'm behind bars, bruh, sitting there like, alright, you gotta go because this was your job. I shouldn't. It's no way I'm sitting in this cell. If you were doing your job, if you had to occur this whole matter before, I could.

Speaker 1:

I could have went to court when charges pop. This ain't news that he got into it with these folks last time he was there. This ain't new news. It ain't like y'all wasn't nobody there. What are we doing? We not for one. We not protecting the money. That's the first thing. We not protecting money. We acting like the money don't matter, huh, as long as it's crackhead money, it don't matter. Them dollars still spend the same, bro you gotta chill with the crackhead on him bro. Co-kid. I'm sorry, bro, powder.

Speaker 2:

You gotta chill bro. You gotta chill bro. Why you keep calling this man a co-kid?

Speaker 1:

He ain't been the same bro.

Speaker 2:

In what way? Since he found it, Bro, he's been the same too.

Speaker 1:

You say that and I don't know, Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

What do you mean by ain't the same Music-wise?

Speaker 1:

personality-wise. Nah music the same what I'm saying. Like, even if you hear him in interviews now, bro, he don't sound the same.

Speaker 2:

Like I understand people grow up, he sound like he for lack of a better word, bro sound like he just gone off the motherfucking drugs. Nah, I wouldn't go that far because he's still functioning. I wouldn't call him if he does drugs allegedly, we don't know. We do not know he's a functioning Because he's able to go on a world tour Functioning. Is he not going on a world?

Speaker 1:

tour, just because you reached on me you functioning bro.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm saying look at what Brut's producing. Like you said, the music's still the same, he's still being able to perform, he's still being able to do a lot of these same things. So, allegedly, if he's on these drugs and he's still performing and he's still doing everything that he was doing before, he is functioning. Is that not, I'm saying, president, is that not true?

Speaker 1:

He can function. I don't know about functioning. Obviously he ain't functioning too well because he's sitting in somebody's cell locked up. That ain't his fault, that's for him, that is the people around him. But cleaning up behind, chris, that seem like a lot of cleaning you have to do.

Speaker 2:

And I'm pretty sure he pay well. I'm pretty sure bro pay well for these people that's supposed to be doing their job. They just didn't do their job, so now they should no longer be getting paid, like you said. No, I'm about to say I ain't mad job. They just didn't do their job, so now they should no longer be getting paid.

Speaker 1:

Why you say that? No, I'm about to say I ain't mad at it. But hey bro, facts are facts.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, I feel it. I feel it. All right, man, let's go on and switch over to Chris Brown. Hopefully Chris Brown get out of jail soon. Hopefully the man still make his money on the store. I ain't got nothing to love and respect for Chris, no matter. Whatever you do in your free time, alright, ddg I feel like we've been talking about DDG a lot and I ain't gonna stunt. I ain't know who bro was for real, besides Haley's baby daddy. Ever since you said he wasn't famous, bruh, I ain't gonna lie. I don't think I Did. I say he wasn't famous.

Speaker 1:

No, you said she was more famous than him. That's what it was she put him on?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, oh, I Okay. I don't think I said I put him on, I just said she was more famous. Very, since I said that that it's like bruhs in the news all the time.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if that's the algorithm or if that's just you know. That's really what it is. Nah bruh.

Speaker 2:

We're always doing something Disappointing. Cool Haley was granted a restraining order and I ain't gonna say sole custody. Basically she got custody because she about to go film a movie over in Italy and she's taking HL Halo with her for two months there was a lot of back and forth between the two parents.

Speaker 2:

Burrell was sending messages about her being out on a vacation with Brent Fias, which we talked about him on the last podcast. We talked about his musical or not. On the vacation with Brent, the kid was supposed to be there. Bro was sending screenshots of the articles, blah, blah, blah. He supposedly there was an incident in a I won't say either a parking lot, no, at his house, when he wanted the child. But she was like this time ain't really working for me, what are you doing? Supposedly he grabbed her, himmed her up. There was some domestic violence situations. She was hysterical. His family was like yo don't worry about Halo, we got him, we gonna take care of him. So she left and went home. Supposedly DDG's been putting hands on her. He's very verbal, abusing her. It's a whole lot of stuff. I also seen reports that Haley is probably not the easiest to deal with, that it's also possible that she is, you know, antagonizing him.

Speaker 1:

She's the aggressor.

Speaker 2:

Yes, she's also doing things as well. I want to get both sides. Both sides being said, I would ask you these two things First, do you think she is as innocent as everybody's portraying her to be? And two, do you think DDG really put hands on her?

Speaker 1:

Allegedly. I don't. Okay, first question no, I do not think she completely did. I ain't gonna say she's guilty, but I ain't gonna say she's innocent. I think, in these situations that have transpired between the two, nine times out of ten she was the one to put her hands on him, because I've seen a couple videos. Now, mind you, they've been posted off the academic page. I don't know how academic popped up on my shit.

Speaker 1:

No, no, the DDG shit was prevalent on his mind because he best said this what she was going to say, because this wasn't her first time clapping, apparently. But what happened? She clapped when he first had Halo on the stream. Yep, we talked about that. She was like she didn't like that and people were like, ah, like, ah, bitch, shut your ass up. I don't care, he being a good dad, why you mad for, and you know you can't take him out the country. But you just took the nigga out the country. That's what they was clamoring about. You just took him out the country. Why is it an issue? If you do it it's cool, if you do it it's a, if you do it's a problem, he do it. And they were saying or academic, at least academic said this was her play to kind of clean, you know, save face, because that's twice she done, she done clap. And the Internet was not on her side. Now I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I don't know how can you know conspiracist, conspirator this is. But hey, I mean, it sounds like you got to cover your tracks. It sounds like now do I think ddg put his hands on it. I don't see ddg as the woman beater type of nigga, but that don't mean shit though, because I mean it's a lot of niggas that don't seem like the woman beater type of nigga, and they are. I knew a nigga. Look, I went to high school with a nigga. I ain't gonna get a nigga. No free clout because he's a hoe.

Speaker 1:

Not because he beat women, but because that makes him a hoe beat women but because I mean that makes him a hoe too, that makes him a hoe, but he was already a hoe before that. I'm going to get into a brief story time. But look the nigga. We had our family reunion, we had our class reunion, and so we wondering, you know, we asking about this one, about that one, da-da-da, where so-and-so at. I mean, I wouldn't worry about the niggas, I don't fuck with Brandon, I'll get into that. Where so and so at he locked up.

Speaker 1:

What that nigga locked up for Putting his hands on that girl. Oh, he like that. Yeah, bro, he like to touch him up. I knew that nigga was a hoe, but anyway, story time to why I don't like bruh.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, we got to go on a tangent so so back in the G, you know we was at the family reunion. It's me and my little cousin JB. Me and JB, you know we chilling, we moving around and some of our peoples, you know, and you got peoples moving around and some of our peoples, you know, and you got peoples in common but y'all ain't peoples. It was one of them situations we had peoples in common but it was a little shorty down there and you know she ain't kidding none of us. Her sister is, but she ain't. So you know we ain't trying to hop down but you know we ain't trying to hop down. But you know something that ain't family.

Speaker 2:

We gonna kick it over here If something pop up. Something pop up, we not family.

Speaker 1:

so it don't matter what you know in the night, it don't really matter. Well, long story short, my little cousin started telling her shit that he shouldn't. He was running his mouth, of course, telling her shit that he shouldn't have been telling her shit that he shouldn't. He was running his mouth, of course, telling her shit that he shouldn't have been telling her. I'm going to get into it because I mean fuck it, I don't fuck with nigga shit. I already let it know. I'm going to let it know. He know what I said.

Speaker 1:

But he ended up telling her stories about her boyfriend. Allegedly her boyfriend was gay. Yeah, we got good faith on the story. Her boyfriend was gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got good faith on the story. This nigga wouldn't nobody be lying about this. You know what I mean. This ain't no made up shit. At least I trust the source. And if I trust the source or I don't trust anybody's sources, I don't repeat nothing that I don't believe to be credible, unless it's for the Mase Vibes podcast. I say anything on here, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing. We just report the news, but anyway, we just report the news and react.

Speaker 2:

That's all we do.

Speaker 1:

He let her be known. He's like yeah, your boyfriend, gay, he used to fuck with his counselor at the Boys and Girls Club. Gay, he used to fuck with his counselor at the Boys and Girls Club. I'm just sitting there listening. We both heard the story at the same time. I was never going to tell anybody about it because it ain't my story. I don't fuck with these folks to be telling other people business. It ain't my story to tell. I definitely ain't. Finna, tell your girlfriend, just so I can get some cheeks off of it.

Speaker 2:

That's dirty macking in fam.

Speaker 1:

It is dirty mechanism but I'm saying, bro, you was gonna fuck behind a gay nigga, like that's how the story had to end up, like portraying to him. I get it Kool, you telling her, but you was gonna fuck behind a gay nigga, but that ain't got nothing to do with it. So you know, he tell her and she's like she don't believe it. Of course she's like you know, this some bullshit. We gotta circle back to that. I don't believe it, this some bullshit. So first thing she do is she go call the nigga. So she call her nigga, confront him. Uh, dude called my cousin and the homeboy, the woman beater, called me. So this nigga calling me on facebook messenger and you know I'm at a family reunion, bro, what I don't, I don't irate, I mean I really don't rock with you like that. What is you calling me for? So I sent a nigga denied a nigga call nigga. Hopped in my inbox, hey, bro, like y'all fucked up and we want to run a two-on-two, like right now. So I look and I said nick, what the fuck is you talking about? Man, jada, just oops, jay, fucking. We here now. Jada just told me what y'all said and I'm with bobby and we need to meet up and run, run the fade, two fade, two on two. I said, nigga, pull up. I ain't never look, I ain't never ducked a fade, especially not a two-on-two, because, bruh, as soon as, as soon as my cousin start getting the best to do or start losing whatever it's gonna be a two-on-one, and then we can operate that way, I mean, we not losing, and then we out here with our peoples, we definitely not losing. Pull the fuck up.

Speaker 1:

This nigga, just keep talking about you know, y'all fucked up, y'all y'all making shit up. I said first of all, bro, you want to know how I know this shit? True, because you hopping in my inbox trying to defend your gay homeboy. What is you doing, carrie gordon? Why is you jumping in my inbox trying to try to defend a gay nigga? And then you wanted to fight me about it. Stop it. I'll never forget that shit, bro. I said, nigga, pull the fuck up, we can run this shit tonight. I said, and he just kept, you know, running off at them. Hey bro, no more talking, pull up, no more talking. I don't want to hear it. And if you see me, bro, it's crickets. Bro, unless you want to squabble and you never want to squabble, bro, you ain't never want to squabble. Well, a woman beat her ass, nigga. Y'all had a dog. Walk your ass, and if I start losing, I'm pulling my pistol out and it's over with.

Speaker 2:

All right, bertie, we're not doing that. All right, so let's circle back to the gate or fucking behind the gate. So how many times do you think we done that? We didn't know. That's the thing. How many times do you think we the fuck behind the gate, nigga, and we didn't know about sexual abuse?

Speaker 1:

hey, bro, I don't be thinking about that honestly exactly so we do with right, so we do.

Speaker 2:

We have people who's hollering at us. I mean shit, that's kind of that's life. Am I tripping?

Speaker 1:

am I tripping.

Speaker 2:

If I'm tripping, tell me I'm tripping. But I'm saying if you don't fuck my house so many that you didn't know if you strapped up, anyway, what do you say? Stay strapped, what's to it? I feel what you're saying, bro, but at the same time, she going to get knocked again anyway, so why not be peace?

Speaker 1:

Knowingly bro, like I don't know what does that got to?

Speaker 2:

do with me At the end of the day. Nah, bro, you sure about that shit?

Speaker 1:

She wasn't my bag anyway, so that was my whole thing. I wasn't going for it anyway. She went my speed. No way, that was more his speed. You handle it. What'd you say? Friend of a friend? Yeah, friend of I mean, her little sister's my cousin, but she ain't nigga. I, like I said, I wasn't necessarily worried about this shit. I'm just saying, like I said, I ain't never say a word though, cause it ain't my story to tell. I don't fuck with you, I don't really care about dude's whole situation. I mean, apparently, from what I know to be fact, you ain't the first homeboy to be called out for being gay in your clique, but that's a story for another day.

Speaker 2:

So you saying the whole clique do they thing.

Speaker 1:

I ain't saying the whole clique, but I'm saying most of them niggas. I was saying, brother, most of them, and I feel like them niggas was playing with each other too, Like then you got the, then this was like I said, then you got the homeboy. Why is your homeboy hitting me for you?

Speaker 2:

Trying to squabble. Yeah, that's that's to me. To me, that's sucker shit. From my perspective, that's sucker shit. Why are you on my phone? This ain't even me and your battle.

Speaker 1:

Right, we ain't got nothing to do with it, I'm just sitting here.

Speaker 2:

If we pull up and let's say, you and your people start jumping dude, then I get into it, or vice versa, then you supposed to hop in because you ain't gonna let me jump my people. But this is a one-on-one situation.

Speaker 1:

Why are you calling my phone? Why they called me? Because I was there. I was there, I was a listening ear. I, like I said, I personally never said a xyz was said this is fact, this is fiction. He started he, hey, shawty, I got something to tell you what you finna tell. Yeah, your dudes. Woo woo, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo, woo woo. And I was like, yeah, that shit's true, bruh.

Speaker 2:

But normally fucking behind a gay man.

Speaker 1:

I don't really know where I see it, it's questionable, bruh.

Speaker 2:

It is questionable. But at the same time, how many times have we done that?

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay, okay, just think about not knowing. No, bruh bro, think about the gay people you have in your life, bro, I don't know how many, you know what, nevermind, scrap that. Let's get back on topic, bro, cause I ain't even I was about to say, think about it, and then they, girl, come to you, bro, like what, but just scrap it, don't worry about it. Uh, back to DDG. Oh, yeah, back to DDG, cause we do what I'm saying, but just scrap it, don't worry about it.

Speaker 2:

Back to DDG. Oh yeah, back to DDG. Can we do what I'm saying From my perspective, from my thoughts? Ddg did? He probably put Did something happen physically? Yeah, but that happened. It shouldn't happen. But that happens in so many relationships. There should be. No, you shouldn't put your hands on your partner. You shouldn't do that, but it happens in so many relationships. There should be no, you shouldn't put your hands on your partner. No, you shouldn't do that, but it happens in so many relationships. That being said, do I think that she's completely innocent, like everybody's portraying her to be? No, and I think that's where my biggest takeaway and my biggest problem is coming from.

Speaker 2:

Social media's just crucifying this man without not even thinking if it's possible that she could have did something. Y'all reading shade room reports, the shade room reports. That's not fair to him Because, simple fact, it's a lot of females in these comments that's crucifying this man, acting like they're not the same females who be hitting on dudes. That's the shit that bothers me. Y'all be hitting on dudes, swinging on dudes, throwing them bows and shit on dudes. That's the shit that bothers me. Like y'all be hitting on dudes, swinging on dudes, throwing them bows and shit on dudes, but they won't get in the comments and act like we all got a band together to protect females. But y'all be protecting the dudes y'all with, so why y'all act like y'all got to protect all females together? If DDG put hands on that woman, he should get in trouble. If DDG put hands on that woman, he should get in trouble. But if she put hands on him, is she going to get in trouble?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she said she got ring camera footage. Hey, not necessarily of him putting his hands on her. I think him fucking around outside her crib.

Speaker 2:

All right, but that's what I'm saying. Is she gonna get in trouble if she put hands on him? Nah, of course not she defending herself.

Speaker 1:

Honestly, bro, like when you think about it, like it's a reason she don't want that nigga to be a daddy as active as a parent as he is. It's a reason behind it. Now I'm not really sure what that reason is or if it's a valid reason, but it's a reason behind it.

Speaker 2:

I was just about to say what if the reason ain't valid? What if the reason is this relationship is over and I don't want no parts of you?

Speaker 1:

Because that could be a possibility. I mean, yeah, that's speculated too. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That could be a part too. Like I'm done with you, I don't want to see you no more. You can't even be in your child's life, because bruh out here really was trying to be a father and then All he wanted to do the whole. Because I know at one point, like I was talking about earlier, when he pulled up to the crib and she was, you know, she's like I don't want to bring my child around you because you abused me. If he does hit on you, what makes you assume that he's going to hit on this child?

Speaker 1:

Nah, I don't think that's the reason. I don't think that's bro.

Speaker 2:

he don't take me as the woman-beater type of nigga bro he don't take me as the dude that don't that's gonna be whooping his child either. He looks like the dude that's gonna let his child run all over him. No shade, that's probably what.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna say too, nah, not all over, but I'm saying, bro, like Nah, I said. Look, bro, look how they raised the other one, the nephew. The nephew is a little wild and maybe she just don't want that for her kid. That's a valid reason. I respect that. It's the way you go about that, though, bro. She needed to be famous, bro. We already established that.

Speaker 2:

All right, bro, ddg's getting dragged through the mud. I just won't Let this stuff play out before y'all crucify these men. That's all I ask. Let this play out before y'all crucify these men Because, you know, stories start unfolding. We just talked about Chris Brown. We all heard stories about his whole little situation. Months later, then a lot of people start changing, start changing their tone Not everybody, because Chris Brown still get this unjustified hate that I don't understand. Chris Brown still hated something he did 10 plus years ago and the person who I say it all the time the person who did it, who actually went through it, don't share the hate that these people on the internet do. Just go cry on the space man, and these are the people that be hating. I also play stiff, like Chris Brown.

Speaker 2:

Music Bye, it's time for another day. Alright, let's go get real heavy. Let's go get to it, because we got to the Diddy Trail. It's the first week of the Diddy Trail. It's a bunch of stuff that have came out. I don't really want to go into detail about every little thing. I guess let me ask it like this Out of everything that has came out, what is the most surprising thing that has came out from your perspective.

Speaker 1:

When I seen Brett with that white hair, that was the most surprising thing. It never in my million years would I have thought Diddy was gray in the head ever, were he in his 50s. I'm saying as much gray as he had never would have guessed. I mean, I knew brothers in his 50s. But I'm saying, bro, the gray hair never would have guessed, never would have been on my bingo card. But no, no, no, for real. I haven't seen a little bit, but not much. Like I said, I like them to get like a week in, two weeks in, and then I go back and catch up, like that and then I follow along, live like that. I did that with the Johnny Depp one. The Johnny Depp one was crazy. But no, no, no. Honestly, bro, the list of names was probably the names that was at least talked about during Cassie's testimony. Um, mike Myers was really crazy.

Speaker 2:

I didn't see his name Damn. I didn't see the Lauren London name, threw me off.

Speaker 1:

That one. Yeah, mike Myers, lauren London, I seen Michelle Williams.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that one. I forgot about Michelle. I love me some, michelle.

Speaker 1:

I ain't gonna hold you. I didn't see the list at first, I just heard it. I said hey, jigga on there, who Nigga? You know who Jigga nigga Is Jigga on there.

Speaker 2:

Motherfucker Bro, I knew you was looking for J, I ain't gonna stunt, though Somebody was like hey, it was the New York Knicks game, game seven. It was like man, you don't see Jay ain't Corsair. I said it's a little hot out in the streets right now for Jay. He a Mets fan? No, he ain't. No, he ain't. He did that for the business play. He done sold that part. I think it's a little hot out for Jay right now. Plus Beyonce on tour. He got the you. I'm at the crib with the kids, I ain't outside right now. But I didn't you associate Jay with Diddy so much and I don't.

Speaker 1:

Birds of a feather bro.

Speaker 2:

Nah, bro, I don't, I don't. We ain't gonna bring Jay down. Until it's time to bring Jay down, you keep trying to put him with Diddy. Stop putting that man with. We did it. I ain't gonna lie. It's a bunch of stuff. Like I said the first weekend, it's a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2:

That kind of threw me for the loop. Like you said the names, the lady that said that man's thing is the size of a tootsie roll and looked at him when she said it. That was disrespectful and that lady should not have done that. She looked at that man and said it's a little tootsie roll, a little diddy diddler. Hey, bro, she was wild. She was wild and bad, disrespectful. She did have to do that man like it. It knew it was going to be, it was going to circulate. She did it. She was way out in bed disrespect. She did have to do that bed like it. It knew it was going to be, it was going to circulate. She was prepping for that moment. She was prepping for that moment. She was looking at her people like, hey, I'm going to get this one off. Hey, they going to go crazy when I get this in the courtroom. It's going to be all old Instagram.

Speaker 1:

Old the same room, nigga this is the first time I done heard this. What did you just say?

Speaker 2:

Bruh, I shit you not.

Speaker 1:

Was it Cassie or somebody else? Nah, it was somebody else. It wasn't Cassie what?

Speaker 2:

It wasn't Cassie, it was somebody else. So the star witness was basically Cassie. Cassie was on her for three or four days. She's the star witness in the situation. Finally, now that Cassie has a lot to do with setting everything up, they said, if you go get him on racketeering and saying that he ran this situation and Cassie is the one setting up the plays and setting up the plane tickets and setting up the rooms and all of that, I know they probably going to give her immunity but at the same time she's just as guilty as he is.

Speaker 1:

Just because she wanted out.

Speaker 2:

Hey, I think that's where Diddy's problem came in. Is she wanted out? You probably shouldn't let her ass out, because she's going to be the one that's going to get you.

Speaker 1:

She knew too much, though. That's the thing.

Speaker 2:

I mean, look at her on the stand now. If you had to let her go when she wanted to be gone.

Speaker 1:

True, I mean.

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm saying, saying, if you had a leg to go where she wanted to go, probably wouldn't be on this stand right now but he is bro he is out of another.

Speaker 2:

The get me was. They talked about the drug use, His attorneys they attacking her, basically saying you're the one that's really on drugs. You had to go to a rehab facility and all of that. When they asked her, where did you get your drugs from? And she said I got them from Diddy. And they said they talked about how, in the courtroom, Diddy was stone-faced, Do what I got them from Diddy. And they said they talked about how, in the courtroom, Diddy was stone-faced, do what I have to hold for her. He really just was focused. But that's when the time he looked at her with the like come on Really, Bye bro. You know that ain't. You know that's not true. That's basically Diddy gave up. You know that's not true. Time Bruh actually showed any, besides doing the whole heart emoji with his hands. I think that was to his family. That's the only time he really showed emotion when she said that it was to his family.

Speaker 1:

I thought it was to Cassie, no.

Speaker 2:

I think it was to his family. Yeah, I think it was to his family, I don't think it was to. Cassidy is saying at the end do you still love her? I still have love for the situation. The past is the past. I forgot about the. She was on FaceTime with her current husband, what her and Diddy was supposed to be doing. I forgot about that.

Speaker 1:

At that point, bro, you got to throw it all out.

Speaker 2:

I forgot about that before.

Speaker 1:

Something got to get. You got to Nope, we need another witness. Y'all we hey, we need somebody else on here on the stand.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cause Her whole. Like I said, her being like the second in command in this situation, don't that poke hoes into they whole situation.

Speaker 1:

Cause. How much of this is you telling? Trying to get yourself, you know, free of charges?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like the domestic violence charges, those is pure cut and dry. Like you going to get this, you done. He going to do the time off there? That ain't without question. That's why we say full disclaimer, we not defending his domestic violence. No, he did that. We seen that Bruh need to do some time for that. No, right. But the rack of turn and all this other stuff. To me it sound like everybody was just out here having fun, some wild fun, with this blood poop and all type of semen on the ceiling and all that stuff.

Speaker 1:

It sound like fun. I mean fun to somebody.

Speaker 2:

Not fun to everybody involved. Sound like it was some fun. Yeah, that's the proper way to put it. It was fun to some people.

Speaker 1:

Somebody was having fun, but somebody wasn't for sure. Yeah, A lot of people. Apparently it sound like all these people having fun was Cassie, Diddy and all these celebrities. Did you hear the Kevin Never mind? The Kevin Hart conspiracy, they said? After the first day, Kevin Hart shut down four of his restaurants.

Speaker 2:

Nah, hey, Kevin Hart ain't closed down. No restaurants bruh.

Speaker 1:

He was at one of them parties, bruh the party. What was it like? A BET award or something, or a Grammys or something? The nigga was walking around with camera recording everything. Y'all go look at it. I know y'all remember that.

Speaker 2:

Kevin Hart shut his restaurant down in 2024.

Speaker 1:

After Diddy got arrested September Okay okay, okay. My bad.

Speaker 2:

He had four vegan restaurants he shut off for up there.

Speaker 1:

Okay, my bad, Sorry. Fake news.

Speaker 2:

Look, I just want to go ahead and fact check that one real quick. Nah, bro, I don't know. Bro, the Diddy trial is very interesting. Like I said, domestic violence we got that Hell. Don was on there and said yeah, I seen him beat on her. Who, don, which is the one that was in the oh, danny Kane, Danny Kane, and she did the Did diddy dirty money as well.

Speaker 1:

She was part of that uh, she did say, because I remember at first she said she ain't never seen nothing yeah, she got on trial, she got on the stand today she got on stand and told her not today.

Speaker 2:

Uh, she got on stand this past week and said yeah, I've seen that. Uh, no, I think she said it, I think it was the other one that was like that's okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I don't know the respect of that young lady. I don't remember her name, but she was the other young lady in Diddy Dirty Money. She was like nah, I don't, I ain't got nothing to do with that.

Speaker 1:

He pulled the Carisha. That ain't my truth.

Speaker 2:

Ooh, wait till Carisha take the stand boy, that man done a lot for me, me, blah, blah, blah. Okay, do you think that's why him? And Carisha is no longer, because it feels like she moved on from Diddy a little bit before he got locked up. Diddy was a little too well for her.

Speaker 1:

No, I mean before he got locked up, but I'm saying she was there.

Speaker 2:

I mean within the past year. They said that he'd been running up to 2024, so she's been around, she was around, Remember, bro, at the whatever BET award.

Speaker 1:

He was getting the award and she was right there cheerleading for him. Hmm, Damn.

Speaker 2:

I wonder if Karisha's going to take the stand. If her name come up, she's going to have to. Damn. What's the white girl from the Indian County? She said she ain. Is Carisha going to take the stand? If her name come up, she's going to have to Damn what's the white girl from the Indian King?

Speaker 1:

She said she ain't testifying Nicole, or no? No, not Nicole, it's Pussycat Dolls.

Speaker 2:

Start with an. A Damn, what's her name? I can't think of her name, but she wasn't called to testify, but I guess maybe that was going too far back. What the hell they said 2004. I forget how long they said it. They said it was going on for a long time. But yeah, diddy, charles, still going. It's going to be very interesting to see what names continue to come out Because, like you said, they linked Chris Brown to the situation. They said Diddy got jealous because he thought Cassie and Chris Brown was dating. We knew about the Kid Cudi situation but she talked about how Diddy was violent because she was supposed to be dating Kid Cudi. But that one was kind of. We already knew about that one.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the car bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we knew about that one.

Speaker 1:

Michael B Jordan.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, michael B, but I don't think that was like a rumor. It was like something Diddy made up in his head. But I don't think that was like a rumor.

Speaker 1:

It was like something Diddy made up in his head, from my reading of it there was something, Diddy, I think they had conversation and I think he seen the message or something like it. I think that's what had transpired Like hey, bro, you barking up the wrong tree.

Speaker 2:

That's right. Hey, man, this episode is really happy.

Speaker 1:

A lot of stuff happened hey man, y'all know what time it is. Another episode, today's edition, of Hot Thoughts, is brought to you by something I like to call taco meat. Pause, I ain't gonna hold you. I hit this blunt a little too hard and I said, damn, I ain't gonna hold you. I hit this blunt a little too hard and I said, damn, I ain't gonna hold you. It tasted like Taco Bell, what. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I mean, I don't know either.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if I want my weed to be hitting like Taco Bell.

Speaker 1:

Nah, bro, it's different. It's different for sure. Shit. I had some shit on the list, but I want to do this so we can actually have fun. Actually do this seriously. I know you not too keen on movies, but you done seen some of the hits, some of the classics. Have you, by chance, some of the hits? Some of the classics? Yeah, have you by chance ever seen the Incredibles? Yeah, all right. What we going to do is we going to recast the Incredibles. I seen an article it was a while back about they was planning on making a live action Incredibles. Now, me personally, I don't fuck with the Incredibles. The Incredibles is lame to me. It's real lame. I don't know what is particularly lame about it, but it's pretty lame. I thought, all right, nigga, you like Cars 2. I ain't.

Speaker 2:

Man, what you judging me for.

Speaker 1:

Right, it's Cars 2, bro, all right bro, come's cars too, bro cars, too, should have never been made. It should have been one of them straight to dvd specials. Go back and re-watch it, bro. It ain't that good. That's one of the movies you was watching, just because tavian was young and you was like, oh yeah, this, this is the future of animation here.

Speaker 2:

Look bro, I thought it was good.

Speaker 1:

Hey, bro, I've only seen it once and I was watching it with Majid and I was like, yeah bro, this shit ain't worth a damn. But neither here nor there. What we're gonna do is, in spirit of them, talking about this live action Incredibles. We're gonna cast Incredibles, but we gonna cast Incredibles, but we gonna make it black, Black live-action Incredibles. So we got the mom and the daddy, the three kids. Uh uh uh, Frozone, you keep him as black or we gonna make him white. We gotta make him white. Okay, Everybody else is black. So that's how we do it. So let me start with the daddy man, Mr Incredible. Off the rip, Off the muscle, Terry Crews.

Speaker 2:

Nigga. Why don't they take Terry Crews too? Terry Crews, nigga. Why don't, I think, terry Crews too?

Speaker 1:

Terry Crews off the muscle.

Speaker 2:

I think it's gotta be Terry Crews.

Speaker 1:

Because, uh, I mean honestly, I couldn't think of nobody else for real.

Speaker 2:

Well, just the way he's built too, he fits. He can play the role. He fits the role perfectly. Terry Crews fits Mr Incredible perfectly.

Speaker 1:

Ball head, so you know they can give him the little hairpiece at the beginning of the movie. By the time he got the kids he ball headed, you know they put a couple strings up there, whatever. Whatever I'd watch it. Off the muscle I'd watch it. Oh, terry Crews, I'm intrigued. Let me see more. Yeah, I like Terry Cruz. We got any like understudies anybody else that could possibly play it.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, bro, the way Terry Cruz did so, the way he, his mannerisms and all that, I think Terry Cruz he can make it work. Yeah, I'm trying to, not for real, bro, I can't. I can think of somebody, but it's a wrestler dude and I know you probably gonna say that, but uh, he hurt his neck. Big E Used to be with Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods, uh, so shape the build, so Shape the build. He's gotta be built. When I'm thinking Of Mr Incredible Dude's, gotta have Some tone to him.

Speaker 1:

I know Big E that's a good, that's a good cop. But can Big E act, cause Most of them wrestlers Can't bro?

Speaker 2:

I mean John Cena can act.

Speaker 1:

John Cena. A little, a little bit. He Okay, john, I ain't gonna lie, when John Cena was doing action movies he didn't need to act, he was just out there doing shit. He eventually turned it into I'm an actor now, which is fine. I ended up respecting that. I mean, you think he ain't? Is the Rock black? Is he really black? Can we say the Rock?

Speaker 2:

He's with Samoa but you can say he's black, but he's really Samoa. All of them, that whole wrestling bloodline, they all Samoa.

Speaker 1:

All right, so yeah, I would go. I mean, terry Crews is my number one, for sure. I can't think of nobody else.

Speaker 2:

I think it's Terry Crews. I think it's, like I said, because of the build.

Speaker 1:

Like I said, bro, I mean, that's half the battle. Though you got to be big, you can't just be big.

Speaker 2:

You got to be big and tall and Terry Crews fits that perfectly Facts. I'm saying, bro, like If we get lower, I think he can act, bro, and I think his hair actually fits. That's crazy, his hair fits. I think he would be all right. Mr Incredible has the black version, but Jerry Crews is number one, jerz.

Speaker 1:

If he was here, you would have been able to throw you a vote in, but hey, you might have said Michael B Jordan.

Speaker 2:

I don't think that would fit.

Speaker 1:

Come on, bro, I didn't.

Speaker 2:

I'm saying, bro, the shade is real bro, you didn't have to dig her like that. I don't think that was shade.

Speaker 1:

Low key bro. We both know Michael B Jordan don't fit nowhere in this movie. Maybe Actually he might we might get to Mr Michael B Jordan here somewhere, maybe.

Speaker 2:

I don't think I'm still ashamed. All right, we're good.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I got one more. What about Jamie Foxx? No, no, jamie Foxx, he ain't big, but I'm saying like he ain't big enough.

Speaker 2:

If Mr Freeze was black, I would go Jamie Foxx, no doubt. But nah, Mr Freeze gotta be white. So that's where I would put.

Speaker 1:

Jamie Foxx. I bet Miss Incredible Elastigirl Stretchy, I'm not even gonna hold you. She gotta be bad, gotta be a bad.

Speaker 2:

I gotta tell you I had two nice bubbles in my head.

Speaker 1:

I don't have any. But then you gotta think I'm thinking also. You gotta match the aesthetic, so you gotta fit with the Mr Incredible. Gotta be a little skinny with the dump truck back here you know what I'm saying Can wear the knee-high boots type shit. You feel me, but go ahead. Who you got? I got Tracee Ellis Ross. That's a good one. I actually Damn she already used to playing the mama on Black-ish. She give the mama vibes, she serious when she wanna be, and could you imagine?

Speaker 2:

I'm just saying, bro, we gonna leave it.

Speaker 1:

Tracy Ellis Rouse let me see um, I got one. Um, she did already act next to Terry Crews. I don't know if I want to put her in this spot or if I want to put her in a different spot, but, honestly, I'm going to go on a flyer and you just tell me what you think about it. Kerry Hilson.

Speaker 2:

You said if we fit in the aesthetics. I like Kerry Hilson, but you said dump truck. Bro, she's a last minute.

Speaker 1:

They can put a CGI ass on her now.

Speaker 2:

Nah, bro, it's Tracy. Ellis Ross already got it. Why would we do that? I had another one, but I don't know how well you think I was thinking Laura London.

Speaker 1:

I feel like she's too young, though. Okay, I feel like she's too young.

Speaker 2:

Right, you're right, that was my other.

Speaker 1:

I thought I'm saying we still got a spot that she might get slid in though.

Speaker 2:

What's her name? Regina, regina King, regina Hall, is it Hall or King?

Speaker 1:

The one from Scary Movie or the one from Boondocks?

Speaker 2:

The one from Scary Movie or the one from Boondocks?

Speaker 1:

The one from Scary Movie. I see that she's a little too. I don't know how serious of an actor she can be. She's a little too goofy. Okay, I see that though, I feel that, but I don't think I can take her seriously in a serious. It's a cartoon, but I'm saying I personally don't see, saying like I personally don't see the eye. But look, I'll go with the Tracee Ellis, right, that was slam dunk, eric. Okay.

Speaker 2:

All right cool, so what's?

Speaker 1:

next, the Daughter Invisible Girl. Whatever her name is, Turn invisible, Purple hair, See low-key. This could be the Lauren London role for real. I mean, she's been playing teenagers forever. But honestly, to match with the Tracy Ellis Ross, the little shorty from Black-ish.

Speaker 2:

I wouldn't think of her.

Speaker 1:

Or either one for real. Either daughter from Black-ish you go with, either one for real, either daughter from Blackish you go. Either one of them, or I mean not necessarily just to give her work the the uh, the little Disney girl, or or fuck it. Zendaya, right there she right there.

Speaker 2:

Zendaya was my second choice. My first choice was the uh, the girl was from Daddy's Little Girls, the one that acted in Tyler Perry's House of Pain. What's her name?

Speaker 1:

They the sisters, the three sisters, the young one, jasmine. Jasmine, off of House of Pain, what's her name? Chyna or Chyna? What's her name? Chyna or Chyna? Yeah, yeah, I think it is Chyna, or no. Maybe she's not Chyna. Well, her, the one from House of Pain, it is Chyna. It's Chyna, it's Chyna. Yeah, it's Chyna. That's a good one. That way I like it. I like it. Chyna. Zendaya, I don't know, bro, zendaya can play that moody role though.

Speaker 2:

I'm not saying that Zendaya's a bad choice. That's just who I thought it was. Zendaya was my number two. Chad was my number one.

Speaker 1:

Hey, look, look, look, we on a budget. We got to wash the money anyways. Yeah, bro, we got to wash the money. So, look, look, look. Zendaya, you are not our first. Call you the understudy, just in case Shardy get hurt during production, whatever.

Speaker 2:

Whatever, if we're spending our money, zendaya could be the one we spend the money on. I don't know if the other. Right now where we at Terry Crews and Tracy Ellis. They're going to be expensive but they're not.

Speaker 1:

They're going to commence. I'm looking at A, b, c tier. Do we want to spend A money on the kids or do we want to spend the A money on the adults, because we still got five, six more rows we're going to have to fill.

Speaker 2:

Okay, hear me out, though Zendaya is A tier for real, so like different level of A tier.

Speaker 1:

Terry Cruz. Terry Cruz he's B. He commands B tier money bro. But I'm saying it's, it's still Terry Crews man.

Speaker 2:

Tracy Ellis is Tracy Ellis.

Speaker 1:

That's what I'm saying bro Commands, she might want A tier money, but I mean.

Speaker 2:

Chyna can do just as good as job. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

And we can pay her Tyler Perry money.

Speaker 2:

Nah, she don't want more, but I Want more and get it more. She on that Disney money now, she had that Disney show at one point. She go, did she? Yeah, she had that Disney show at one point. Alright, so we gonna, we gonna lock Chyna in yeah, we lock Chyna in or we lock Chyna in, we just lock Chyna in.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's cool, that's cool, alright cool. Who Dash is next? Dash the Sun, speedy Boy. I don't too much know any young niggas, no more.

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm saying. The Dash one's going to be kind of hard for me to figure out. I'm trying to think of a young actor, because he's like 10.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, 10, 11, 12 or somewhere. He young.

Speaker 2:

And I can't watch TV shows like that, no more so um, low key bro.

Speaker 1:

If we can make him look a little younger, we might have to go get Tariq from Powell.

Speaker 2:

I thought about him but I was like bro, he's too old.

Speaker 1:

I mean Tariq from Powell, I thought about him, but I was like bro, he's too old. He's too old. I mean, you guys just got to be shorter than the daughter, that's all it is. You really just got to be shorter than her.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he's too old.

Speaker 1:

What if we?

Speaker 2:

make both of them like teenagers.

Speaker 1:

Change it up a little bit. They a year apart instead of three years apart.

Speaker 2:

Five years apart hell, we could make hub like he like 16 and make him like he's 14 or 18 and 18 and 16 17, 18, something like that.

Speaker 1:

What about that black dude from stranger things? I don't know how you act. I ain't gonna hold you, bro. I feel that, if you look at it, I ain't never seen Stranger Things. I've seen the first episode and I was like, yeah, this shit's some bullshit. He's low-key. He's the same color as the daddy. So, boom, you and Terry Crew is the same color. Tracy Ellis and Chyna are the same color, tracy Ellis and Chyna the same color. I mean, hey, it's family. Look, family ties.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm drawing blank.

Speaker 1:

Like I said, bro, I'm drawing blanks on young dudes.

Speaker 1:

Young actors, bro, honestly, if we gonna, I hate to, I hate to do it to him and look at him, bro. But I mean, what about Shamik Shamik, shamik Moore, the black Spiderman, maybe I do, maybe I do. I mean, bro, he's young, he still got the kid voice. I'm saying we do a little CGI. You know, shorten him down a little bit. I do. I mean, bro, he's young, he's still got the kid voice. I'm saying we do a little CGI. You know, shorten him down a little bit. It's fine, we can roll with either one. Yeah, because I'm drawing blanks, bro, I can't think of no prominent actor, but you know, got some weight under that belt still.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm trying to think it's hard bro.

Speaker 1:

I don't really, without going too old.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and I don't really watch TV as much like I used to, so I don't really I can't just drop Nah bro, we not in the acting field, no more.

Speaker 1:

We named two of them right then, but it ain't that many of us, bro. They all from over the pond.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so they would have to find somebody else.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, over the pond, yeah, so they would have to find somebody else. Yeah, that's what I said. We can lock in either one, caleb or Shamik, either one. We can go with Caleb because he actually is a little younger, you know he fits the aesthetic. But if Caleb don't work out, if he can't get the road out, his voice is a little too deep. Oh, shamik, come in here. Caleb, you do the acting, shamik you do the voiceover. I made sure we got to do what we got to do. We can do a dual effort. All right, that's the son, the baby. We just get a random baby. We don't know no babies. We definitely don't know no baby, we don't know no, young niggas, we don't know.

Speaker 1:

no young Babies. Shit A little short lady the suits who?

Speaker 2:

Wanda Sykes, the suit maker. Wanda Sykes, bro, hey, I do that one from the jump.

Speaker 1:

I'm going Wanda Sykes. I feel that I like Wanda Sykes, you got a pretty name. Go ahead. I was going to. I don't know. I know her name, I don't want to mess it up. The Mama Offa Family Matters. Wait, is that her? Is that the right lady? I'm thinking about Mama Offa Family.

Speaker 2:

Matters.

Speaker 1:

The one that's on Black-ish. I mean Abba Elementary.

Speaker 2:

She's from Moesha. That's what I meant. Her she's short. She's not short. What if we get short? What if we get? What if we get the girl, the star of Abbott Elementary and put a wig on? Make her look the role cause the thing about that lady. She's short.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying, bruh, you can do anything with CGI.

Speaker 2:

I know I'm saying but you don't have to put her head on a little person's body either way. I'm saying, bro, you can do anything with CGI.

Speaker 1:

I know what I'm saying, bro. You don't have to put her head on a little person's body either way.

Speaker 2:

No, you don't, bro, you just get it close as possible. You get it close as possible, bro, in the work.

Speaker 1:

Bro, they just did it with the elves, with the gnomes, bro, the seven dwarves.

Speaker 2:

You said, we on a budget.

Speaker 1:

We on a budget, right, we can't do that much CGI. Look, it's already a superhero movie, we don't have to watch it, we can go with. I'm thinking, bro, do we have somebody older? I'm not even gonna hold you, bro. This lady's funny. It is a black film. What if we do? Miss Pat, I know Miss Pat a little bit. She don't necessarily fit the aesthetic.

Speaker 2:

Miss Pat, funny as shit though she's hilarious, but she don't fit the aesthetic whatsoever.

Speaker 1:

We can go with Wanda. We can go with Wanda or Quinta. I'll go Wanda before Quinta, though I can hear Wanda, you know, hey, yeah, nah. Quinta though, alright, I can hear Wanda, you know, hey, yeah, nah, nah, nah.

Speaker 2:

Let's do Wanda.

Speaker 1:

We'll go Wanda.

Speaker 2:

Alright bet.

Speaker 1:

The uh.

Speaker 2:

Ed, ed did Well. They call her E the short lady. E yeah, wanda's gonna be E Alright, bet.

Speaker 1:

The little kid, Kendron Wanda's going to be E All right, bet the little kid Syndrome. I know him with the red hair. Yeah, this was the one. I was like, bet, we can ride Michael B Jordan out on this one. You put Michael B Jordan, you give him the pimples, make him the nerdy kid. Woo, woo, woo, woo. He glow up. He get the new suit. He want to put Terry Crews big ass down. What about Jamie Foxx? I feel like Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx in that nerdy role. Yeah, but y'all the same age.

Speaker 2:

All right, we good, I got your A-list right there. Do you really want to put your A-lister right there? Do you really want to put your A-lister right there?

Speaker 1:

I'm saying, bro, like do we have another? What other spot we got?

Speaker 2:

you can put Tyreek right there. Do the play Tyreek on Michael. His name's Michael.

Speaker 1:

Michael Rainey.

Speaker 2:

I'm not even going to hold you, bro.

Speaker 1:

I be talking about how bad an actor Michael Rainey. I'm not even going to hold you, bro. I'll be talking about how bad an actor Miami is. He is not a bad actor, bro. He's from the city, on power. Though, bro, he don't be hitting on shit, it ain't him. It ain't him, it's the road, nick can't him.

Speaker 2:

It's the road, nick can't act worse than him.

Speaker 1:

On power, we could do either one. Like I said, I don't know. I would be willing to go to big money for Michael B George. Can Michael B George, he can?

Speaker 2:

Does he really shit right there? He don't.

Speaker 1:

He was young when he met him right there. He don't shit. He was young when he met him. Mr Incredible shitted on him and then he got big and wanted to smoke with Mr Incredible. He already done played the villain in Black.

Speaker 2:

Panther and I was fucking with it, but dude also look like a goof. Michael B Jordan, don't fita goof.

Speaker 1:

Bro, you can dress him up to be the goofy at the beginning. I don't know, bro, he's young. Give him pimples, give him glasses, mr. Incredible I want to be your sidekick, terry Crews. Much the hell out that nigga man Out of here.

Speaker 2:

Hey man.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to spend the Look.

Speaker 2:

We at the end, bro, we ain't, I'm saying I feel you, I just don't know, I ain't work, it ain't the money, baby, it's just Does Michael B Jordan really fit right?

Speaker 1:

there Michael B Jordan or or I like to. I ain't gonna lie. We need to give Jonathan Majors some work.

Speaker 2:

I'm a strong believer is an excellent actor. Get that man some work, yeah, but he don't feel right there with me.

Speaker 1:

He don't what if we put Jaden Smith right there. Jaden Smith, no key bro. Will Smith finna hear this shit and he finna be like we finna do this as a family. Here it is Nah.

Speaker 2:

I don't know bro. I think Jaden. I think Jaden. Okay, we can't know bro. I think Jake. I think Jake. Okay, we can go Michael B Jordan, but I think Jake Smith is better.

Speaker 1:

That nigga definitely can't act. Bro, keep him where he at. I'm locking in BJ. All right, I think this the last one now, ain't it? Oh no, no, no. This is the one. The girlfriend. Oh no, no, no. This is the one. The girlfriend. The the one he was creeping with, or he wasn't creeping with. She thought he was creeping with the little silver hair chick. So this was the one. This is. This was the one I wanted to put. I wanted to put her as mrs incredible, but I said no, I got a better role for her s is atkins oh, I like it.

Speaker 2:

I like it. I fuck with Essence too.

Speaker 1:

I was like she already worked with Terry Crews. I was going to make her the wife, but I said let's change that up, let's make her the side piece. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa Epiphany. What if we made, instead of Michael B Jordan y'all fuck with him. I necessarily don't. What about Marlon? He a little old, but you can make it work.

Speaker 2:

I do like Marlon better than I like Michael B George, but I don't like me going up. But I always say Marlon I ain't gonna lie bro, I don't like me going up in the road but because, again, bro, it kind of Alright, bro, not counting Jaden Smith for Goof please, but you got to give off an aesthetic that you can play Goof. Marlon can play Goof, like you said, he a little too old, a little bit, but I mean. I mean, yeah, Marlon can go there.

Speaker 1:

We can do Marlon instead. Yeah, we can do Marlon instead. Yeah, we do Marlins. I'm saying do it All right, so I'm going to say we ain't spent no big money and we just got the white dude left. And I don't know if I want to spend big money on the white dude.

Speaker 2:

No, let's go, Michael.

Speaker 1:

Go Michael B Jordan, michael Michael B Jordan. And then we can go Essence Atkins as the little spy chick. And then, I think last but not least, we got Frozone Samuel L Jackson passing that mantle on to a white man. You gotta be a white person, that cuss a lot ain't gonna lie, I got a name.

Speaker 2:

No, he don't, cause he don't cuss in the movie. He don't cuss in the movie but I'm saying like we don't need a white person to cuss in the movie.

Speaker 1:

That's what I'm thinking, bro, Like you got. Samuel L Jackson is Frozone. Who is the white? Samuel L Jackson?

Speaker 2:

But I'm just looking is going to trade.

Speaker 1:

Where is my super?

Speaker 2:

suit. I don't need somebody to be Samuel L Jackson being Frozone, I just need somebody from Frozone.

Speaker 1:

But they got to be cool. Cool white dude.

Speaker 2:

What about Pete Davidson? Not for Frozone, for the corny white dude, for the corny dude he gotta be black.

Speaker 1:

I mean allegedly alright, frozone we could put Pete I mean Pete Davidson allegedly is black. We could put Pete in.

Speaker 2:

I think he, especially he took all the tattoos off of them people. I don't know, frozone, let's take that, frozone, be. Then I think he, especially he, took all the tattoos off there. Hey, I don't know, frozone, let's take a look, frozone, frozone.

Speaker 1:

Frozone, so off the muscle. I said Woody Harrelson.

Speaker 2:

Woody.

Speaker 1:

Harrelson yeah, he ain't necessarily cool, but that was where my mind went off. I know them, but I don't know them.

Speaker 2:

I'm saying you really going for a Samuel L Jackson type situation.

Speaker 1:

It was Woody Harrelson. I said Brendan Frazier and then, fuck, what was bro's name? Damn, I just drew a blank, that quick. Not Marky Mark. Oh shit, low key bro. What if we throw John Cena in there? Or is he too big? He too big? He might be a little too big.

Speaker 2:

I like it, though I ain't even gonna hold you. What about Johnny Depp? Ooh.

Speaker 1:

Ooh, I mean he said he ain't never gonna work for Disney Fantasy casting. I like he said he ain't never going to work for Disney Fantasy casting. I like Johnny Depp. He get whatever kind of haircut he want. You know what I'm saying? Throw him a Boosie fade on there. I'm fucking with it. I had another name, bro Damn Not. I had another name, bruh Damn not. What about Jalen Hall? Jake Jalen Hall, bo Boy, is that his name? Jake Jalen Hall?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that'll work.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying he ain't gotta be, you know, a star killer, but we just gotta believe in him and Terry.

Speaker 2:

Crews as friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll work.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying he ain't got to be a star killer, but we just got to believe in him and Terry Cruz as friends.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that'll work.

Speaker 1:

I had another name. It lost me that quick. It was one of them raunchy white dudes that cuss names you harping on the white dudes that cuss. Sam bro, you got to. It's the aesthetic bro.

Speaker 2:

We're talking about a Disney movie, bro. We don't need somebody that cusses.

Speaker 1:

It's a black era. It's a black recreation of the Incredibles. Bro, look, wait till the Incredibles hit the free market, where anybody can remake it. Man, please Damn bro, I ain't got nobody else. Travolta Too old.

Speaker 2:

That's too old.

Speaker 1:

Too big yeah.

Speaker 2:

Too too too too. Yeah, too old, too old, that's too old, too big. Yeah, too too too too. Yeah, too old.

Speaker 1:

Uh Uh uh Iron man. What about Iron man?

Speaker 2:

Robert Downey Jr. I just, he just popped in my head at the same time. I ain't gonna lie to you. He popped in my head at the same time and I was like I can see that.

Speaker 1:

I ain't necessarily fucking with it, but I see it, I do like it.

Speaker 2:

I like it better. Yeah, we can rob the devil Junior.

Speaker 1:

So we got Terry Crews, mr Incredible, tracy Ellis Ross, mrs Incredible, the daughter's going to be Chyna, chyna Brown, is it Brown McClain? Chyna McClain? Yeah, from House of Pain, the son we settled on Shamik, or who was the other name?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, shamik, shamik is cool.

Speaker 1:

Shamik Moore, black Spider-Man. You know, mr, I ain't going to hold you, bro. He did pop up on Power the other night and I said, damn bro, that's crazy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we'll settle with him. The baby. We said, we'll just get something, we'll just get a baby.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we'll get a random baby bro. You just need somebody to go goo-go. Honestly, bro Drew's available that nigga be in all types of shit anyways bro, so he fits the aesthetic perfectly, all right. Lil Edna.

Speaker 2:

We said Wanda Sykes.

Speaker 1:

Wanda Sykes. Yep, goofy, what's his name? Syndrome, syndrome, syndrome, except Michael B. Like I said, I think Michael B is solid. I think he can make it work. You give him some the teeth, the fake teeth, bruh.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we can make it, Michael B.

Speaker 1:

Then his little, mr Incredible little side piece, essence Atkins, and last but not least, we got Robert Downey Jr as Frozo like.

Speaker 2:

I said I like it.

Speaker 1:

Hey, bro, it makes sense. It's a big enough name. I feel like he could play the role.

Speaker 2:

I like it. I like it, but we did our thing with that one.

Speaker 1:

I like that. We had the Wilbur your bet. But hey, this has been another episode of D Mixed Vibes Podcast, your favorite amateur podcast, and you can find us wherever you get your podcasts, like Apple, spotify, pandora. They fuck with us over there. You hit the Instagram, facebook, twitter for questions, comments and concerns only. But I'm your boy, young Quaggity the dream, and I holla at y'all.

Speaker 2:

Man, you got another guy. It's your boy, mr Bell. Aka, say your name before the spot Might not get you to mine. We're going to catch y'all later, peace.

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